The whiz kids had won it

Bobby Thompson had done it

And Yogi read the comics all the while

Rock ‘n’ roll was being born

Marijuana we would scorn

So down on the corner

The national past-time went on trial

We’re talkin’ baseball

Kluzuski Campanella

Talkin’ baseball

The man and Bobby Fella

The Scooter, the Barber, and the Newc

They knew them all from Boston to Dubuque

Especially Willie, Mickey, and the Duke

Well Casey was winning

Hank Aaron was beginning

One Robbie going out, one coming in

Kiner and Midget Cadell

The Thumper and Mel Parnell

And Ike was the only one winning down in Washington

I’m talkin’ baseball

Kluzuski Campanella

Talkin’ baseball

The man and Bobby Fella

The Scooter, the Barber, and the Newc

They knew them all from Boston to Dubuque

Especially Willie, Mickey, and the Duke

Now my old friend

The Bachelor

Well he swore he was the Oklahoma Kid

And Cookie played hooky

To go and see the Duke

And me I always loved Willie May

Those were the days

Well now it’s the 80’s

And Brett is the greatest

And Bobby Bonds can play for everyone

Rose is at the Vet

Rusty again is a Met

And the great Alexander is pitching again in Washington

I’m talkin’ baseball

Like Reggie, Cueez and Berry

Talkin’ baseball

Carew and Gaylord Perry

Seaver, Bobby Schmidt and Vida Blue

If Cooperstown is calling, it’s no fluke

They’ll be with Willie, Mickey, and the Duke

Willie, Mickey, and the Duke (Say hey, say hey, say hey)

It was Willie, Mickey and the Duke (Say hey, say hey, say hey)

I’m talkin’ Willie, Mickey and the Duke (Say hey, say hey, say hey)